Town Council Replaces Police with Improvisational Jazz Ensemble, Crime Rates Plummet-But Only When the Saxophone’s in Tune

In a bewildering experiment in community safety, the local Town Council turned the police department into a ten-piece jazz ensemble. Crime reports are now submitted via musical improvisation, and bank heists have been replaced by city-wide free-jazz festivals. Residents have mixed feelings-some demand more percussion, others file noise complaints in triplet time.








