When the Town Council Replaced Parking Meters with Tarot Card Readers, Free Parking Became a Prophecy

In a move that baffled asphalt aficionados and mystics alike, the town council declared that all parking payments must now be handled by tarot card readers stationed curbside. Overnight, drivers traded coins for cryptic prophecies, traffic wardens donned robes, and winter's first flurries doubled as fortune-cookie snow.
The grand experiment spiraled into a carnival of celestial fines, sidewalk seances, and one runaway Ouija board before the mayor declared that next week's city budget might just be foretold by the stars.








