When the Town Council Replaced Official Meetings with Spicy Wing Eating Contests, Governance Went Up in Flames

In a baffling display of civic innovation, the small town of Maple Grove cancelled formal council sessions in favor of weekly spicy wing eating contests. Residents are torn between mouth-numbing solidarity and the looming threat of unruly pepper-fueled referendums. The town's potholes remain unpatched, but at least the debates now come with a side of ranch dressing.







