Town Council Enacts Daily Morse Code Yodeling to Contain Spontaneous Reality Spikes

When a local smartphone mysteriously began transmitting blinking Morse code into the aether, the town of Plural Junction responded by mandating interpretive yodeling sessions at sunrise. As civic pride collided with cosmic weirdness, residents found themselves dancing, chanting and calibrating tinfoil hats in an escalating battle to keep reality from unraveling.







