Location
Mount Vernon, WA 98274
In a bold attempt to combat the growing stress epidemic among its citizens, the town council of Sleepy Hollow has officially declared every Tuesday from 1 PM to 2 PM as a mandatory napping hour. The decision comes after a recent survey revealed that 87% of residents reported feeling overwhelmed by the fast pace of modern life.
“We realized that our community was suffering from a serious lack of rest,” said Mayor Reston Snoozer at a press conference. “With more people turning to energy drinks and late-night scrolling, we decided to take a stand. It’s time to prioritize our well-being over productivity, at least once a week!”
The initiative will require all businesses to close during napping hours, with exceptions made for emergency services and those who sell pillows. Local schools have also embraced the plan, incorporating nap time into the curriculum, which has led to a surge in demand for cozy blankets and sleep masks.
Residents have expressed mixed reactions to the new law. Some, like local librarian Mary Quiet, are thrilled. “Finally, I can take my afternoon snooze without feeling guilty!” she said, clutching her favorite pillow. Others, however, are less enthusiastic. “How am I supposed to get anything done?” grumbled local entrepreneur Benny Busy. “I run a coffee shop! People come here for caffeine, not sleep!”
To enforce the new law, the council has appointed a team of Nap Ambassadors, whose job will include patrolling public spaces to ensure compliance. Ambassadors are equipped with sleep-inducing aromatherapy sprays and soft lullabies to help residents doze off peacefully. “Our mission is to create a serene atmosphere for everyone, where napping becomes a community norm,” explained Nap Ambassador Slumber Sam.
Critics of the plan worry that making napping mandatory could lead to unforeseen consequences. Some speculate that a generation of sleepy citizens may emerge, prone to dream-driven decisions. However, officials remain optimistic, citing studies that show a well-rested populace is a more productive one.
As Sleepy Hollow prepares for its first official napping hour next Tuesday, the council is eager to see how this unique policy unfolds. Will the town become a beacon of tranquility in a world of hustle and bustle? Only time-and a few well-timed snoozes-will tell.
