Government Study Reveals Cats Prefer Classical Music, Recommend Beethoven’s 5th for Optimal Feline Relaxation

In an unprecedented move, the Department of Feline Wellness released findings from a comprehensive study indicating that domestic cats exhibit a marked preference for classical music, with Beethoven’s 5th Symphony standing out as the top choice for feline relaxation. The study, which involved over 10,000 cats from various households, utilized advanced biometric sensors to monitor the cats’ stress levels and relaxation responses to different musical genres. Results showed that when exposed to Beethoven’s iconic piece, 87% of cats displayed signs of deep relaxation, including purring and slow blinking, behaviors known to indicate contentment in felines. In light of these findings, the department has proposed a national initiative to equip cat homes with specialized speakers designed to play classical music, particularly Beethoven’s 5th, at optimal volumes for feline hearing. Dr. Whiskers, head of the study, stated, ‘Our research clearly shows that classical music, especially Beethoven’s 5th, can significantly enhance the quality of life for our feline companions. We believe this initiative could revolutionize pet care across the nation.’ The proposal has sparked debate among pet owners and music enthusiasts, with some questioning the practicality and cost of such a program, while others eagerly await the chance to provide their cats with the soothing sounds of Beethoven.