Michael Howell

Michael Howell

Nationwide Initiative Launches to Promote ‘Genuine Smiles’ Amidst Rising Screen Fatigue

In a stunning turn of events, the National Institute for Genuine Smiles (NIGS) has announced a nationwide initiative encouraging citizens to engage in at least five minutes of authentic smiling each day, in response to alarming statistics revealing that over 70% of adults have not smiled genuinely in months. This initiative aims to combat the rising tide of digital fatigue and its impact on emotional well-being.

New Study Reveals Most Office Plants Now Hold PhD in Botany

In a groundbreaking research initiative, scientists have discovered that the average office plant has developed a remarkable level of intelligence, with many now boasting advanced degrees in botany. This revelation raises serious questions about the future of office decor and the role of plants in workplace dynamics.