Michael Howell

Michael Howell

Local Squirrels Launch Campaign for Nut-Based Universal Basic Income

In a surprising turn of events, a coalition of local squirrels has announced their ambitious plan to establish a Nut-Based Universal Basic Income (NUBI) for all woodland creatures. As they rally supporters with catchy slogans and acorn-themed merchandise, the implications of this furry revolution are both amusing and perplexing.

Global Conference on Squirrel Diplomacy Ends in Nutty Chaos

In an unprecedented turn of events, world leaders gathered to address the pressing issue of squirrel diplomacy, but things quickly spiraled into absurdity. As negotiations unraveled, the focus shifted from international relations to an unexpected squirrel talent show, leaving attendees baffled and entertained.