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Mount Vernon, WA 98274
In a move that has left residents both baffled and amused, the local city council has unanimously voted to erect a gigantic squirrel statue in the town square, claiming it will boost tourism and put the city on the map. The statue, standing at a towering height of 30 feet, will feature the squirrel in a heroic pose, clutching an acorn like a trophy of its foraging triumphs.
The proposal, presented by the eccentric council member Bobble Nuthatch, was met with a mixture of laughter and confusion during the city council meeting. “This will give us a unique identity,” Nuthatch proclaimed, his eyes gleaming with enthusiasm. “Every city needs a giant something! Why not a squirrel? It’s relatable, it’s cute, and it’s a symbol of our community’s resilience. Plus, squirrels are everywhere-just like our residents!”
Critics, however, have raised eyebrows, questioning both the budget and the necessity of the project. “Is this really how we want to spend taxpayer dollars?” asked concerned resident Martha Flufferton. “What’s next? A monument to the raccoons that raid our trash cans?”
Supporters of the statue, dubbed “The Nutty Guardian,” argue that it will attract tourists from far and wide, especially those who enjoy taking selfies with quirky landmarks. Local business owners are already dreaming up merchandise, with plans for squirrel-shaped keychains and T-shirts emblazoned with the phrase “Nutting the Ordinary!”
As the statue’s design process kicks off, the council has also announced a contest for the public to name the colossal creature. Suggestions have ranged from “Sir Acornalot” to “Nutsy McNutterson,” showcasing the community’s collective sense of humor. The winner will receive a year’s supply of acorns, which the council insists is a “highly valuable prize” for the local wildlife.
While some skeptics remain doubtful about the statue’s impact on tourism, others are excitedly planning their visits to see the oversized rodent. “I mean, who wouldn’t want to take a picture with a giant squirrel?” said local enthusiast Timmy Tails. “It’s going to be the highlight of our Instagram feeds!”
As construction of “The Nutty Guardian” is set to begin next month, the council is optimistic that this eccentric project will not only beautify the town square but also serve as a quirky reminder that sometimes, the craziest ideas can turn into the most beloved attractions. Who knew that a giant squirrel could unite a community-or at least give them a good laugh?
